Man IM the SADDEST EVAR

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Couldn’t be any truer.
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No it comes twice a day because Americans made noon and midnight 12…or I guess the rest of the world doesn’t deserve second chances
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And moping about it on tumblr is even more of oneI seriously don’t understand the whole “Dude with a hot bod and six-pack” concept. Can someone explain to me why we as a society, have to slobber on these people? Extravagant amounts of muscle mass were used millenia ago to gather food, as mankind was on the skin of it’s teeth in terms of numbers,…
It’s instinct and the subconcious mind. You can force attraction but it will only be there while you have the will and means for it.
LAYER 1: BASICS
Name: Jacob
Birth Date: 08/02/1993
Current Location: Plano, Texas
Hair Color: Brown
Righty/Lefty: Left Handed
LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear: Not getting in
Your dream of the perfect date: Fucking. Lol idk
LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: Why the hell do I have to go to school?
Your bed time: 7pm-4am
Your most missed memory: Karate everyday
LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonald’s
Single or Group Dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Vans
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Idk never had a cappucino
LAYER 5: DO YOU.
Smoke: What?
Cuss: Fuck yah
Take showers: Yeah, try to everyday, but on weekends sometimes I miss a day :O
Have a crush: Don’t think so
Like school: Nope
Believe in yourself: Sometimes
Believe what goes around comes around: No, it’s all how we perceive it to be
Believe everything happens for a reason: Yes
LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall: Nope
Been on stage: No
Eaten sushi: No I don’t like sushi
Been hurt: Nope
Dyed your hair: No.
LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
Played a stripping game: No
Kissed the same sex: No
Gotten beaten up: No
Changed who you were to fit in: No
LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
Age you’re hoping to be married by: Never?
Number of kids you’re planning on having: Don’t think any, maybe one.
LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
Best eye color: None
Hair color: Doesn’t matter
Short or long hair: Mid?
Fat or fit: Fit, that doesn’t mean anorexic
Looks or personality: Both
Fun or serious: Both
LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: Watching Forbidden Kingdom
1 HOUR AGO: Writing Lit Genres Paper
1 WEEK AGO: Sleeping
1 YEAR AGO: Being depressed?
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: that if I could just get out of here I’d be pretty happy.
I HATE: lots of people
I HIDE: idk lol
I NEED: karate
I LOVE: much

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So totally i was walkin down the halls and i saw DEREK OHBHHHHHHH ohh derek his face still makes me smile. i luvvvvvv him he always knows how to make my day bettar. he told me my face was the most beartiful in the school we go. he knows the right palces to kees me esp my pen15 (haha. clever rite?). we went to the pitza palase and we ate all the pitsa tthat me could. but then we went down rite in the peesa plalce ball pit.I hope he nevar reads this.
KEES ME AGAYN
